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So our cat Ravioli sometimes does this thing we've started calling a Ravioli jumpscare where he'll hide next to a door or behind a piece of furniture and wait for us to pass next to him and jump at us lifting both his front paws in the air. So sometimes I'll be working on the living room while my husband is in the bedroom and he'll notice the cat crouching down next to the door and he'll be like "babe can you come in for a sec? The cat wants to jumpscare you"

[image description: three pictures of multicolored flowers, each one is circular and sort of resembles a mandala. The last picture zooms in to show how the petals are made out of thick and smooth material - probably oil paint - with clearly defined and curved edges. /end ID]

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

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so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…

and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.

[ID: meme of a child holding a white cat. several more children surround them, petting the cat and taking pictures. white text over the child holding the cat reads, My Players. white text over the cat has been crossed out with black scribbles and below that more text reads, The NPC I actually intended to be a super serious villain /END ID]

borderlinexcrazy

"how are you?" well im currently sobbing on the floor and i wouldnt be surprised if i died tomorrow how about you?

[Image ID: Tweet from g (graeme_0 at zeroes dot ca on 🐘 @/graeme_0 - the neurodivergent urge to think you can solve any problem by just explaining things more and better and more and better. End ID.]

Not infantilizing autistic people is incredibly important, but autistic people having their needs met, even if they are different than yours, is not infantilization. When you make statements like ‘autistic people don’t need x, we aren’t children!’, you are the one equating that need w being inherently childish - and, fun fact, autistic people all have different needs!

This is particularly apparent in y’all’s treatment of autistics w comorbid intellectual disabilities. In your attempt at disproving the stereotype that all/most autistics have IDs you’ve circled right back around to being ableist and are alienating a massive part of the community. Autistics w stereotypical traits aren’t perpetuating ableist stereotypes, ignorant allistics are.

dashboard is like a pond sometimes

lots of silly gooses

I deeply resent the fact that our society has reached the point where COVID-conscious individuals are being blamed for their own isolation, as if everything would be fine if we just stopped being so mean and restrictive.

Why am I the unreasonable one for not wanting to die? Why am I expected to just give up, lie down, and accept death, all for the comfort of people who want to pretend that COVID ended in 2021?

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

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It’s symmetrical :)

[ID a collection of tumblr comments under this post, I will be abridging urls for brevity. in top to bottom order, they read:

"Very beautiful. Very powerful."

"due to the autism"

"Women are my favorite guy"

"Due to the autism"

"women are my favorite guy"

"Due to the autism"

"Very beautiful. Very powerful."

End ID]

lost two years of your life cause of covid - then got hit with inflation right after. we're down tremendously

And still gon thrive cus it’s what we do.

brother this ain’t a kumbaya words of affirmation chain. the price of groceries is very real out here

yeah....and so is COVID. Still.

Idk how to put this anymore plainly: You thought loosing those two years was bad? Try going on four with NO help in sight. Friends, please please start masking again in public and keep fighting for quality air filtration in your workplace. You do not want to get long haul COVID. I cannot emphasize enough: there is NO help, no cure, nothing out there that will help you. They are using the same playbook for COVID that they used for the AIDS crisis and for climate change, aka leaving at risk communities behind while the wealthy are still given access to testing and mitigation strategies. Please, extend some care towards your community. Keep masking and keep fighting, the price of being apathetic is, to quote the post above: very real out here.

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